by Shawn Scott Smith
They are building a theme park in Romania.
Dracula.
Beer.
Snow Cones.
Blood Ice.
Communist mementos.
Bela Lugosi french fries.
A single coaster.
Wooden stakes made of foam.
A carousel of madness.
A P.F. Chang's.
$22 parking. ($32 for valet.)
Tintype photo booth.
A Castlevania cosplay meetup convention.
Kidnappings.
Food poisoning.
Credit card fraud.
Love.
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Shawn Scott Smith is a writer of a bunch of published poems and short stories. He lives in Asheville, NC, plays pinball, and likes to meet new people. All of his adventures are documented on his website at luckycreature.neocities.org and most social media spots @luckycreature.
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