by Alex Kies
I better not find out you assholes blabbed
About our stash of Hustler magazines,
Because if I do, you’re all getting stabbed
In both your fucking kidneys and your spleens.
If you know what’s good for you, run, don’t walk
To the porno store and get Hustlers stat.
A week is a long time without my cock
And it’s gay without hot chicks to look at.
Tell no one at home how badly I’m down.
Now go! There is something I must do alone.
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Alex Kies is very sorry for what happened and wants to assure you he’s not a bad guy and has worked every day since the accident to make it right…somehow. Please leave him in peace at @spruce_prepuce on X the everything app and @alexvalentinekies on Insta.
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